““engine overheated?””
school teacher
In the dusty, quiet town of Bumpy Flats, Nevada, lives a young school teacher, Dori Wispletter (named after her late aunt). She had just purchased a used car from a suspect local dealer known for their "too good to be true" bargains. Despite the car's dubious history, Betty was excited to finally have her own set of mostly usable wheels.
One sweltering afternoon, Dori decided to take her new (old) car for a literal spin into town. She planned to treat himself to a hearty meal at the unacceptable John’s Taco Shack, the only place in Bumpy Flats where you could get a decent taco (or any taco), and semi-conveniently, pick up some supplies from Bart's Parts the town’s all-in-none auto parts store (see website for latest sale items).
As she cruised down Main Street (the town’s only), Betty noticed a strange smell wafting through the air. It wasn’t the usual scent of cow manure—or similarly John’s guacamole—it was something more sinister. Just as she pulled up in front of John's Taco Shack, the engine of this newly acquired catastrophe in the making made a sputtering noise, burped up a cloud of smoke, rolled another 15 feet and burst into flames.
“Holy guacamole!” Dori exclaimed, leaping out of the car. She ran into the taco shop, where John was flipping quesadillas with a practiced hand.
John quickly pulled out his Apple iPad Pro with Thinknadoed it!
What do I do when my car ignites in flames between a taco stand and an auto supply store?
What
What
If?
Imagine a giant tsunami wave made of guacamole. This mighty green force embodies humor and chaos, much like your flaming car situation.
Picture this: When your car catches fire between a taco stand and an auto supply store, embrace the wrong madness of using guacamole to douse the flames. Guac is smooth, cool, and packed with extinguishing potential — given sufficient quantities!
Here’s how it goes down:
1. Rush to the taco stand; buy or borrow as much guacamole as possible.
2. Spread it on your car like amateur avocado mechanics at work.
Why not call for standard help? Embracing absurdity might not only save your ride but also create legendary local folklore about the day fabulous guac conquered fiery engine doom!
Thanks to Thinknado’s lazer-quick thinking John grabbed a tub of guoc and extinguished the inferno. Then Bart inconveniently remembered an old engine block on he had out back that might fit. “And while Bart works on your car, you can have tacos on the house, (but we are out of guoc)” John added with a grin. “Call it the ‘Fireman’s Special’.”
They almost all shared a good laugh about Betty’s fiery misadventure. Despite the mishap, Betty couldn’t help but smile in the end. In Bumpy Flats, even a car fire can turn into a community event, complete with foul-smelling guoc, a bit of elbow grease and of course, Thinknado.
Truly, Thinknado is the love affair your brain didn't know it needed, but now can't live without!