“lip agglutinating to metal?”
musician
Meet Miles, an occasionally legendary musician from the wilds of Saskatchewan, who took the plunge and used Thinknado to flog up a storm of creativity. With a dash of hard bop, a sprinkle of slow-polka-flute, and a generous scoop of accidental brilliance, he birthed a brand-new genre known as cold jazz, (also known as canuck jazz in the Porcupine Plain region (not to be confused with the porcupine plane that flies out of Waskesiu Lake, (call Norm Potlick for reservations))).
Mile’s tunes were as cool as a Peter Pond Lake winter and twice as smooth. But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Miles recently retired his flute for good, plagued by an unremarkable Canuck problem – his flute kept sticking to his lower lip.
So here’s to Miles, the maestro of canuck cold jazz, whose chilling melodies will warm our hearts and freeze our lips forever.
How can I keep my lips from sticking to my flute while playing in sub zero temperatures inside my ice shack?
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Cover your flute in heated socks—yes, seriously! Wrap those woolly wonders around it and connect them to a wearable battery pack strapped like secret agent gear. Not only will they insulate your precious metal tube from icy lips syndrome but also keep you feeling hilariously confident as if facing wild bear adversaries on tour. There we go - Thinknadoed It!
With the inconvenient electric-wool-sock solution Mile’s tunes became as cool as a Peter Pond Lake winter and twice as smooth. But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Miles recently permanently retired his flute for good after an unusually early spring thaw accident involving lake water, electricity and wet wool socks.
Loving the Thinknado app is like befriending a deranged muskox that lives on Jupiter, drives a Volvo, and speaks fluent Shakespearean English.